No more Vampires, please.

If I see one more godammed vampire book, I'm going to explode.

I can't take it anymore.

Vampires used to be cool, man. Now, they've been reduced to gum-chewing teeny-bopper bilge. They're as colorful as unicorns and as trendy as Miley Cyrus. What is this? The vampire train?

"Y'all better get on board or get left behind, dude."

Please...please no more. I just got over rejoycing the end of Harry Potter. Now this?

I've tried and tried to read "Twilight."

It's awful. I just don't get it.

Thinky-thoughts.

One thing I'd like to get out of the way before we continue much further...

There is a difference between opinions and judgments. I'm going to have plenty of opinions and thoughts on things, but before some of you send hate-mail or pick a fight (which has happened in the past---alas, why I'm starting over here...) it's important for you to understand these are not judgements.

Judgments are a final and ignorant way of expressing thought. Whereas opinions are colorful feelings subject to change on any given fancy. For example: Twitter is for bored, self-important people with precious thinky-thoughts. This doesn't include those swell business folk who are chained to their desks waiting for the next bit of info from corporate. (though it could)

Just a thought, folks.

Now go tweet about it.

Lost?

So, okay...I'm trying to get a handle on this whole trendy blog stuff, but it's a well-known fact computers and I don't get along. Whatever happened to simple applications and pressing one button to get what you need? C'mon, this is America, the land of the lazy. What the hell?

Oh, I'm also multitasking at work. I've got several windows open: Facebook, TMZ, Foxnews and this one. Yep. Not a single work related thing. I'm so busy, real work just isn't possible right now.

Fair and Proper Warning

Let's be honest.


I'm sure you're counting on someone out here to write with integrity. So let's cut to the chase: I'm planning on being honest in whatever I may write here and I'm warning you that half the time it will be pretty random. You've probably heard it all before; "I'm a serious writer, blah, blah, who cares..." but really, I'm not that serious. But I do believe if you're a writer, you should always write what you know. So, that's what I'm going to do.

No long, pretentious babbles here, folks. I'm not that into myself. But I am into entertainment.

So let's see what happens, shall we?