Eat it.

It occurred to me today that I'm having a hard time finding other blogs to enjoy. God, I just hate people who ramble. Folks, if you're gonna write a novel about how boring your Saturday was, you're better off putting this in your diary and hiding it under your pillow. And get to the point! We don't need the pros and cons of bran muffins or how much social security means to you. So far, all I have seen is boring babble. I'm not saying I'm Hemmingway over here, but at least I tell it like it is in 100 words or less.

Come on, I've got like, 10 seconds to be interesting. You don't want to hear how green the South is, do you?

Ugh. Pretentious people suck.