Pessimists Unite!

Why do people think being introverted is so wrong? Sure, I have friends, but y'know, I don't want them over to my house, nor do I have any interest in going to theirs. I prefer to meet on neutral ground somewhere else, though I would MUCH rather be alone with my dogs and um...I guess, sometimes my husband. I'm happier in my cocoon, people. Leave me alone.

This may have to do with how much I despise the general public. I want most of them as far away from me as possible. This is driven home to me each time I visit Wal-Mart. (Damn you, Wal-Mart, you low-price leader!!!)

I also have issue with Optimists. Let me say this now: you are not welcome in my world. To me, Optimists end up Pessimists as soon as something very shitty happens to them. They just haven't been hit hard yet. I say, when life gives you lemons, you shouldn't make lemonade. You should throw them. Hard.

And hopefully hit someone as you do.